Attention to all Wash U students still seeking summer internships! WUnderground, Wash U’s premier [only] satirical newspaper is in DESPERATE need of detail-negligent summer interns. Responsibilities will include writing coffee and fetching articles. This internship will be paid in the most valuable currency of all: experience (writing dick jokes). Below are some qualifications…

A recently-revealed list of new study abroad programs has faced controversy and mixed reactions from the student body. While some students have responded positively to the programs - pointing out that it adds flexibility by opening up opportunities for different majors to go to new and exciting destinations - critics contend that the…

When freshman Gary Lashryan accepted his bid this past January, he was ready to become a part of the drinking, partying, and often problematic behavior of a WashU Fraternity.  The thing that surprised him, at first, was how much the brotherhood was into calculus. “Yeah, at first, it was weird how much calc…

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