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Regina George… how do I even begin to describe Regina George? Regina George is flawless I heard she does car commercials in Kazakhstan One time she stole liquor out of her dad’s butler pantry and pawned it for 800 cases of Chef Boyardee. During gym class, she doesn’t just get ...

The newly inaugurated Chancellor Andrew D. Martin believes WashU can play a part in combating global warming. “These rising temperatures threaten our way of life,” he said at a congratulatory dinner in which he announced his new Solar Energy Plan, “and we need to do something.” Martin continued to prophesy ...

Contact: 316-420-6969 Seeking amateur bagpipe musician for Beta fish’s funeral wake (my mom was right, I can never be entrusted with another living thing). Qualifications Must have at least 1 year of experience Actually, fuck it, I’ll take anything I can get at this point My living room is starting ...

Upon heavy request, Wash U’s Philosophy Department has begun the process of rebranding to WGSSBFM (Women, Gender and Sexuality Studies, But For Men). The university states that they hope this change will encourage white men to freely express their opinions at any time, whether prompted to or not. “I think ...