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Volume 11 Issue 3

November 25

Visitors: Win 7-0

Wash U and B&D Team up Against Student-led Sexual Assault, Press

Washington University has increased campus event security staff, B&D, to protect of Wash U students who might commit these crimes...

University Holds All-Faculty Meeting to Ruin Sophomore's Upcoming Semester

This Wednesday, Washington University officials held a faculty-wide meeting to ruin sophomore Brynne Milford's upcoming Spring semester...

Senior to Host His First Ever Pong Tournament this Saturday

This Saturday marks a momentous occasion in Senior Chris Goldeen's young life - the hosting of his first Pong tournament. Chris moved off campus this past year...

Lame-Duck Senator Can't Take A Hint

Following this month's midterm elections, Senator Mark Udall (D-CO) is having a hard time taking a hint that Colorado voters want to move on...

Freshman is Kind of a Big Deal, Almost Made it into Penn

Freshman Walter Wilson realized the other day when talking with friends that he had accomplished something special...

New Tourguide Gives Suspiciously Enthusiastic and Insightful Tours

According to reports from parents and prospective students, Senior Jarred Gibbons has recently been giving exceptionally enthusiastic tours...

Comparative Critics: An Old Man and a Stoner Reviewing the Same Things

Opened at 4:20, just in time for dinner! Hunan style pork was the best I've ever had. Besides that one time back in Nam'...

Point/ Counterpoint: Ferguson

The shooting of Michael Brown and the events that followed were the beginning of a monumental shift in the zeitgeist of the United States...