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Volume 11 Issue 6

April 9

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Sophomore Notices Urge to Make Puns, Grill Outside - Fears Impending Fatherhood

Although Clements has not recently (or ever) had unprotected (or protected) sex, his new-found love of transition lenses has led him to believe that fatherhood is right around the corner...

Researchers Publish Groundbreaking Report: Harry's Is No Longer the Move

According to the bi-annual Undergraduate Demographics and Dogmatic-Ethnopoetics Report, the once famed Harry's Restaurant and Bar is no longer "the Move"...

Exposé: The Making of a StudLife Article

StudLife's publication process has always been hidden behind closed doors - until now...

Record Number of Freshmen Continue to Mistake Uncle Joe's as a Sex Hotline

dear freshmen, we are a peer counseling organization that provides first-line support and resources for students in need. We are not a daddy-issue themed sex hotline. Please stop calling...

Missed Connections - Wash U

You were standing in line for a the grill. I was behind you... but i wish i were beneath you...

Point/ Counterpoint: Apple Watch

I think its pretty fair to say Apple has ushered in most, if not all, major technological advances of the past 50 years...

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