Hope Hicks: 2nd Wave of Covid, 4th Wave Feminist

Hope Hicks, the White House’s communications director, may seem like an unlikely choice for the post-modern feminist hero. Ms. Hicks has always been cast aside as a background player in the mayhem of this presidential administration. But this week, she has clearly proven to all young girls in America that ...

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Opinion: I Have the Right to Not Wear Pants

There seems to be a crisis nowadays—a pandemic, if you will—in which the individual’s responsibility to society is called into question. Whether or not you take certain actions has suddenly become indicative of a person’s character, despite the fact that these actions are in truth quite ridiculous. I am here ...

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How to Pick Up Girls on Zoom

Hey, freshman! Yeah bro, you right there. Way you’re walking, looks like the only thing you’ve been crushing this semester is tap water. I get it I get it, things are dry these days: no Big Daddy’s, no TKE basement, no Chem PLTL. Most of the girls in your life ...

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WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?!?!

Why are we not hearing anything about the California wildfires? I can’t believe no one is talking about this. I’m honestly appalled that WashU students haven’t made a concerted effort to get Big Fire’s attention. I wish you guys would give California the same energy that you’ve been giving to ...

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