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Volume 10 Issue 7

April 10TH

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University Will Offer Degrees in Astrology, Homeopathy, and Sociology

After a nearly 25 year hiatus, Washington University has officially announced the reinstatement of the department of Sociology...

Eagles Use Jewish Geography To Link DeSean Jackson To Gang Violence

Last week, the Philadelphia Eagles released all-pro wide receiver DeSean Jackson due to reported affiliations with gangsters in Los Angeles which came to light thanks to a sophisticated web of Jewish-geography...

Earth Day 2014 Not Such a Big Deal on Mars

The annual celebration of Earth's greatness is shaping up to not be such a big deal on Mars this year...

Really High Easter Bunny Cannot Remember Where He Hid the Eggs

The Easter Bunny is finding himself blazed and confused this 4/20 since he just cannot keep track of the eggs he is hiding for the Easter egg hunt...

WUnderground's Game of Thrones Review

Game of Thrones Season 4 premieres this April. Here's what we thought:

World Accidentally Misplaces Malaysia, Cannot Find It Anywhere

The grueling international search for Malaysian Airline Flight 370 has apparently garnered so much attention from the world that nobody can find Malaysia anymore...

Point/Counterpoint: Hooking-up

Just look at me go... I am hooking-up with this girl right now! Like, really hooking-up...

Sex Creates Unrealistic Expectations of Porn, Study Suggests

A recent study out of Washington University claims that people's experiences having real live sex can give them unrealistic expectations of porn...

Crimea Crisis to be Resolved by Turning Ukraine off, then on Again

Diplomats from around the globe had a breakthrough last week during talks concerning the crisis in Crimea when they realized that the tensions could be resolved if they simply tried turning Ukraine off, then on again...