Bear Bucks Overtakes U.S. Dollar In Currency Value
Last Tuesday, officials reported that Washington University's currency known as "Bear Bucks" has overtaken the U.S. dollar in value.
Roommates Bond Over Realization They All Liked Same Boy Band In '99
At last Saturday's pre-game, four randomly assigned roommates, Hilary, Sarah, Emily, and Megan, who all hail from white, affluent, American suburbs, realized that somehow, all four of them were die-hard fans of the exact same boy band in the late 1990's.
Bear's Den Brunch Thieves To Be Publicly Hanged From Clocktower
Following a judicial hearing last week, seven students convicted of stealing Bear's Den brunch were sentenced to death by hanging from the Clocktower on WashU's South-Forty campus.
Psychology Student Really Identifies With Freud's Theories
Washington University freshman Jordan Johnson claims that his Introduction to Psychology class has really helped him to explain the origins of his base, animalistic desires.
EXPOSÉ: MY FRIEND THE HORSE GIRL
Everyone knew a horse girl growing up. Even you. She was probably named Grace or Brittney.
Everyone should go as hard as I do. I mean, it's just a matter of life-style. Just a half hour ago I got so ripped... its nuts. Believe me, I'm totally cashed after a session like that, but that's the way you should feel.