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Volume 11 Issue 1

September 25

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Grammar-Conscious Freshman Rents a Bear From Bears Bikes

Bears Bikes, a popular student-run business on campus, reportedly rented its first bear to freshman...

All Dick Cops Really Just One Guy

n a bombshell report, WUnderground investigators can confirm that in fact, all dick cops are actually just the same guy...

Child Education Major, Fraternity Member Has Trouble Qualifying Statements

Tate Daniels, who is hoping to pursue a career in early child development, has been having trouble communicating his sentiments with his normal fraternity jargon...

Hopeful Freshman Trims Pubic Hair For First Time

According to his friends and suitemates, with whom he shares a bathroom, freshman Jimmy Gardner trimmed his pubic hair for the first time ever...

WNBA President Encouraging Players To Do Something Worthy of Sportscenter's Time

As other more popular sports stories have been shutting out the WNBA from exposure on ESPN's Sportscenter, the league's President, Laurel Richie, is encouraging players to do something worthy of the popular show's time...

Rams Coach Jeff Fisher On Michael Sam's Release: "This Isn't A Race Thing"

Following the St. Louis Rams' release of defensive end Michael Sam, head coach Jeff Fisher has qualified to the press that in light of criticism, his release was not a result of his race. Regardless, there are still concerns about the true reason Michael Sam was cut...

Point/Counterpoint: Freshmen Roommates

The next night he says he has to do homework and can't drink with me. What's up with the mixed messages man?!...