The Wash U chapter of Sigma Rho Pi, one of the nation’s oldest hazing societies, has come under fire in recent weeks due to accusations of dangerous and widespread fraternity occurring within the group.

Graduating senior Eric Smith experienced a revelation this past Saturday when he realized that he is not actually Jewish - a fact that he had slowly forgotten since coming to Wash U four years ago.

Mikey just confirmed that the beloved cookie cake has been killed. The news came as a shock to Dylan Foster, who was looking forward to a bright future with the cookie cake.

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A campus fraternity was forced to evict a local homeless man after they discovered that he had taken up residence in its recently constructed Thurtene facade.

Allegations have surfaced that WUnderground has embezzled money from its recent fake fundraiser, but it is still nothing compared to Thurtene.

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International student Chirtanjeeva Gurdeepshaal was asked to repeat his name several times while introducing himself to strangers at a party last weekend.

The Washington University administration has received criticism after it became known that the admissions office had sent prospective students on a scavenger hunt around campus.

Senior Jeremy Tanner was spotted at Schnucks last Friday purchasing a bottle of Robert Mondavi Pinot Noir as if he was actually going to split it with a girl or something.

After four years, the shimmering golden veneer that once attracted so many students to attend Wash U has since worn off.

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