Tensions Soar after Alpha Phi Bans Chewing Tobacco

“I just wanted to throw in a fat hogger,” complained Alpha Phi sister Ainsley Ambrose after she was expelled from chapter for pulling out a tin of Grizzly. Ainsley’s incident is the latest in a string of conflicts that have arisen from the WashU sorority’s recent dipping ban. Alpha Phi ...

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Business School Touts Robust Alumni Network in Hell

Representatives of the Olin Business School announced this week that they will start using a new strategy for attracting prospective students: emphasizing their robust alumni network in Hell. “The Olin Business School provides students with unparalleled access to leaders and innovators in a diverse range of morally repugnant industries,” said ...

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