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A radical fringe group widely believed to be backed by the Office of Sustainability has unleashed its most brutal campaign to date, leaving urine unflushed in men’s, women’s, and gender-neutral bathrooms all over campus. The practice, referred to as “Yellow Urinalism,” has been jointly condemned by the Student Health Services ...

In response to the recent Parkland shooting, President Trump last week proposed a new strategy of arming teachers. His statement, unsurprisingly, has been met with much controversy, but smatterings of support have come from some surprising places. In order to gather a diversity of opinions on the matter, the WUnderground ...

With housing selection coming up, we all know that the options can be overwhelming for freshmen and upperclassmen alike. Luckily, we here at WUnderground have you covered. With this comprehensive housing guide, we can help you select the ultimate ResLife-bachelor fuckpad.

Wow! After like six zillion years of construction, Olin Library has unveiled a beautiful new Whispers cafe. Can you spot all nine of the new additions? Scroll down to check your answers!

Editors’ note: the following excerpt was taken from a notebook unearthed in an Umrath study lounge. The WUnderground Archival Department has identified this artifact as a personal diary that once belonged to a freshman in the Olin School of Business. Dear Diary, Today I was in Bauer Hall doing work ...