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The U.S. government released a statement on Tuesday confirming that exactly half of all existing conspiracy theories are true, surprising many and filling others with a smug sense of satisfaction. The entire nation has been discussing the comprehensive 1,543-page report confirming and denying various conjectures. Many conspiracy theorists, both amateur ...

With midterm season now over, students have embarced “darty season,” with at least 4 Saturday-afternoon bangers being held last weekend. However, a fun weekend has turned into a sour week as controversy surrounds campus about whether Junior Danielle Horowitz attended the weekend festivities after she failed to document the event ...

You know what you did. Just say you’re sorry to Don Cheadle. He knows you didn’t mean it. He doesn’t even think ill of you. All he wants is to know you regret doing what you did because it was wrong, plain and simple. Listen, we all make mistakes, and ...

To the Washington University community: I write to you today to address the Presidential election that concluded yesterday. Yesterday, we, the __(Nationality)___ people, voted into office __(Famous Celebrity)__. While many on this campus may not (verb) with this choice, it is imperative that we now ______(verb)______ together as one _______(body ...