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On Saturday, March 2, a group of WashU students were left frazzled after the Bud Light Grand Parade when their friend Marty Graw, junior, disappeared into the massive crowd, allegedly to buy some cold ones for the boys. “At first I thought he was just showing people one of his ...

Craving a good read this spring break? WashU’s premier literary society has you covered! Check out these killer page-turners! 1. “Miranda rights!” -Miranda Cosgrove Ever since brother Chad Bradson got locked up, this has been required reading for every member of the society. 2. Becoming by Michelle Obama Phi Delta brother ...

He may be going to jail for bank fraud and bypassing campaign laws, but Trump’s ex-personal attorney should be locked up for arson. On February 27, Michael Cohen completely incinerated Representative Mark Meadows (R-N.C.). Rep. Meadows, an outspoken supporter of President Trump’s policies, took a swing at Cohen’s claim that ...

Stuck in St. Louis because your parents wouldn’t pay for a week-long getaway to Cabo? No worries! Neither would ours! Here are some of our favorite last minute spring break plans: 1. Your Dad’s Yacht He told you that you can use it as long as you stay off pills, ...

Oh, for fuck’s sake. The overpass sculpture hasn’t even been up that long and the Wilderness Project kids are already hammocking off it. There’s three people with pineapple t-shirts sharing their WOOFing experiences while they swing on an art piece nowhere near Mudd Field. Wait – what’s that sound? Oh, ...