As winter break approaches, a dissolving freshman friend group has become increasingly worried about how they should go about the Secret Santa exchange they had planned months prior. They had planned it one September afternoon post-apple picking while wearing vests, but as their friendships are fizzling out, the question of ...
Read More »WUnderground’s Declassified School Survival Guide to: Final’s Week
Whether you’re a First Year panicking because you haven’t been to Macro all semester, or a Senior desperately trying to convince yourself grades don’t matter at this point, finals can be a stressful time. Just breathe. No, not like that, slower. Jesus, not that slow. The point is, WUnderground has ...
Read More »Chancellor Martin Announces Gateway Arch 2 As Next Campus Project
Just in time for his first Christmas as Chancellor, Andrew Martin announced last week his new gift to the WashU community: a daring vision for a 1:3 model of the St. Louis Arch, which will begin construction on campus this spring. When asked about the motivation behind the decision, Chancellor ...
Read More »Confederate Flag Really Tied Tinder Profile Together
Garth Fletcher was taking dating apps by storm; he was the most-swiped man his town had ever seen. But after changing his profile, nothing was the same. WUnderground spoke with local women about the man who had once driven them crazy. Bailey Banks, on Garth’s flagless profile: I’ve seen him ...
Read More »Habif Health Center to Replace Therapy with Prescribed Mood Rings
Citing a shortage of trained psychologists and psychiatrists, Student Health Services has announced they will now prescribe Mood Rings for students in place of therapy. This revolutionary new technology should reduce the need for psychological care, according to SHS. “I think this new method will simplify a lot of the ...
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