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December, 2024

  • 3 December

    It’s Not Easy Being a WashU Hunk

    December brings a lot of things— gifts, finals, and of course, cuffing season. With the cold seems to come the contagious desire for a boyfriend—and hey, we get it! Who doesn’t want someone to hold hands with in Whispers or hard launch on your Instagram story, earning you a whopping ...

  • 3 December

    Reader’s Guide to Workshop Day

    The fateful day has finally arrived. You’re a STEM major who hasn’t had to submit a coherent sentence for a grade since College Writing: Technology & Selfhood (the latter being much harder to understand than the former). And yet now you’re here, a senior in your final semesters of college, ...

  • 3 December

    Inside the Ziggurat: WUndercover at Scientology

    Authors note: I actually did go. And missed a WUnderground meeting because it took 3 hours :( Names and identifying details have been fictionalized, but this article is about 74% true. Have you ever been joyriding on the shuttle, dreamily gazing out the window, and noticed something strange at the ...

  • 3 December

    OP-ED: Christmas Just Isn’t The Same Anymore, and Frankly, It’s Time We All Did Something About It

    What happened to the holiday I love? Have we forgotten where we came from? Christmas is losing its magic, and I’m not the only one who’s noticed. Ask your neighbors, your coworkers, even ask your brown-furred four legged companion. And no, it’s not just about the gifts or the decorations. ...

October, 2024

  • 31 October

    Missouri Ballot Measure Threatens to Ban All Gender Reveal Parties

    A controversial Missouri ballot measure is garnering support across the aisle. This November at the ballot box, residents will be asked to vote “Yay” or “Nay”  on articles 1-8. While sports gambling, police funding, and reproductive rights are shaping up to be contested battles, Amendment 7’s proposed ban on gender ...