Freshman Haunted by Demon Stupidly More Worried about Making Friends

Freshman Haunted by Demon Stupidly More Worried about Making Friends

Freshman Jeremy Morrison reported recently that he was feeling “very nervous,” but foolishly because he feared he “wouldn’t fit in at college,” and not because of the ancient and maleficent being Ieriub’hxal that has haunted him since a rather unfortunate visit to Madam Beelzebub’s Antique Shop and Hotdog Shack back in 2011. “I…
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Social Justice Warrior Searching For More Reasons to Boycott Class

Social Justice Warrior Searching For More Reasons to Boycott Class

After the April 14th walkout in support of adjunct professors was cancelled due to an agreement between the administration and employees, social justice warrior Bryan Bergson is now searching for additional reasons to boycott class. “What happened on this campus on April 14th was an outrage,” claimed Bergson. “As student activists, we demand…
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