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10. This one
Tiger stripes? Sick.
9. This guy:
Shit looks fast as fuck.
8. This freak of nature:
Is this still even a helicopter? Couldn’t tell you, but it’s certified dope.
7. This:
OH FUCK THIS THING LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BUG THAT’S METAL AS HELL
6. This one is pretty cool:
I like this one because of the rockets.
5. This one:
Actually this one is kinda old and shitty. I don’t know why it’s here.
4. WOOOO YEAH THATS BETTER:
FUCK YEAH BLACK HAWK DOWN, RANGERS LEAD THE WAY!
3. This big motherfucker:
UH-OH, Watch out! Tubby-fuck coming through!
2. Kamrov Ka-52 (Аллигатор):
The Ka-52 is a further development and a two-seat version of the famous Ka-50 Hokum. This attack helicopter entered service with the Russian Army and its small scale production commenced in 2008.
The Ka-52 is one of the fastest and most maneuverable attack helicopters due to its two coaxial contra-rotating main rotors. Armor of this gunship withstands hits from 23-mm projectiles. Pilots are seated in ejection seats.
This gunship is armed with a 30-mm cannon and up to 12 Vikhr anti-tank missiles. It can also carry unguided rockets and Igla-V air-to-air missiles.
The Ka-52 is fitted with a battlefield management system and can exchange data with other helicopters, as well as third-party sources. This helicopter is also intended as an aerial command post for a group of helicopters. It provides target detection and coordinates the attacks.
1. King of the skies:
I sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter and ask that you please respect that.
