Student Eco-Terrorist Group Leaving Unflushed Pee All Over Campus

A radical fringe group widely believed to be backed by the Office of Sustainability has unleashed its most brutal campaign to date, leaving urine unflushed in men’s, women’s, and gender-neutral bathrooms all over campus. The practice, referred to as “Yellow Urinalism,” has been jointly condemned by the Student Health Services ...

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Joe Biden Endorses “Armed Teachers” Proposal

In response to the recent Parkland shooting, President Trump last week proposed a new strategy of arming teachers. His statement, unsurprisingly, has been met with much controversy, but smatterings of support have come from some surprising places. In order to gather a diversity of opinions on the matter, the WUnderground ...

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WashU’s Definitive Guide to Housing

With housing selection coming up, we all know that the options can be overwhelming for freshmen and upperclassmen alike. Luckily, we here at WUnderground have you covered. With this comprehensive housing guide, we can help you select the ultimate ResLife-bachelor fuckpad.

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From the Archives: Diary of a B-Schooler

Editors’ note: the following excerpt was taken from a notebook unearthed in an Umrath study lounge. The WUnderground Archival Department has identified this artifact as a personal diary that once belonged to a freshman in the Olin School of Business. Dear Diary, Today I was in Bauer Hall doing work ...

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