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Summer 2018

Merrick Garland Gets Hopes Up

Articles in this Issue

Top 10 Ways to Stay Pure While Being Tempted
You Asked For Virginity: Here’s a Review of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
Sidechat to Pioneer Celibacy Awareness Club
Habif Denies People STI Testing: Too Many People Who Don’t Fuck Are Using the Tests
Dating Advice: Wisdom from the Toddlers at that Nursery School in the Village
Which Virgin Icon Are You?
Lessons in Confidence: How to Put Yourself First