WUnger Games 2019: Recapping the Madness

With the 2019 WUnger Games March Madness Tournament finally meeting an exciting conclusion, WUnderground is ready to review some of the highlights and storylines from this year’s postseason. Although 32 student groups entered the tournament-style fight to the death, only one emerged as the victor: Beekeeping Club Takes the Title. ...

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Washington University Presents: WRIGHTONPALOOZA 2019

If you were excited to hear T-Pain is coming to WashU, we’ve got something better for you! This April, the advent of Mark Wrighton’s departure is reeling in musical guests from around the world. Here’s the OFFICIAL talent lineup. You won’t want to miss this!

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Group Loses Friend Marty Graw at Worst Possible Time

On Saturday, March 2, a group of WashU students were left frazzled after the Bud Light Grand Parade when their friend Marty Graw, junior, disappeared into the massive crowd, allegedly to buy some cold ones for the boys. “At first I thought he was just showing people one of his ...

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Phi Delta Theta Literary Society’s Spring Break Reading List

Craving a good read this spring break? WashU’s premier literary society has you covered! Check out these killer page-turners! 1. “Miranda rights!” -Miranda Cosgrove Ever since brother Chad Bradson got locked up, this has been required reading for every member of the society. 2. Becoming by Michelle Obama Phi Delta brother ...

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Michael Cohen Fucking Owned that Goy

He may be going to jail for bank fraud and bypassing campaign laws, but Trump’s ex-personal attorney should be locked up for arson. On February 27, Michael Cohen completely incinerated Representative Mark Meadows (R-N.C.). Rep. Meadows, an outspoken supporter of President Trump’s policies, took a swing at Cohen’s claim that ...

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WUnderground’s Official Guide to Spring Break 2019

Stuck in St. Louis because your parents wouldn’t pay for a week-long getaway to Cabo? No worries! Neither would ours! Here are some of our favorite last minute spring break plans: 1. Your Dad’s Yacht He told you that you can use it as long as you stay off pills, ...

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Goddammit: The WP Kids Already Set Up a Hammock on New Sculpture

Oh, for fuck’s sake. The overpass sculpture hasn’t even been up that long and the Wilderness Project kids are already hammocking off it. There’s three people with pineapple t-shirts sharing their WOOFing experiences while they swing on an art piece nowhere near Mudd Field. Wait – what’s that sound? Oh, ...

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Op-Ed: My Thoughts on The Matter

Some of y’all are about to be real mad at me, but it must be said. Look, regardless of your stance on the current state of affairs, we can all agree that things are starting to get out of hand. What happened to some good old nuance? Yes, some may ...

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Rob Wild: A Modest Proposal for South 40 Housing

In a speech given Thursday, Associate Vice Chancellor for Student Affairs Rob Wild announced a modest proposal regarding the future of housing on the South 40. “As the administrator overseeing housing, I’ve received many complaints recently about the new policy changing all 6-person sophomore dorms to 4-person dorms. And I ...

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