Op-Ed: Donkey Kong Only Wears a Tie. You Seeing this Shit???

This is Donkey Kong.  You may know him from such titles as Super Smash Brothers, Hotel Mario, and Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast.  However, you probably do not know him as “that monkey who only wears a necktie, and nothing else.”   Yes, you heard that right.  “DK” wears neither shoes, ...

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Missouri Propositions Draw Youth Voters Out At An All-Time High

Clayton, MO – On November 6th 2018, Missouri’s youngest voters stormed the polls with record-breaking numbers. Among young voters, you may have heard the claim, “The 2018 midterm election will be the most important election of our lifetime,” but why? Our investigative reporters went out into the community to get ...

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WUnderground’s Official Guide to Fraternity Rush

Pull up your Khakis, charge your Juul, and slip on that Patagonia vest, because you definitely don’t want to stand out and be yourself during this sausage fest! The ladies had a hellish four days of recruitment and now it’s your turn to partake in the honorable and essential two ...

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WUnderground Guide to the California Gold Rush

Ah, the California Gold Rush. A chaotic time, fondly remembered by some and fervently denied by others. There was California; there was Gold; and, of course, there was Rush. The California Gold Rush encapsulates the American Dream of finding a metric shitton of gold; while naysayers will say things like ...

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WashU to Require Security Guards for Registered Dorm Parties

Citing changes to social policy, the Office of Residential Life will require hired security for registered dorm parties, effective October 2018. Former campus policies had permitted students to host personal social events, provided their RAs didn’t give a shit. According to new policy, security aides will be responsible for checking ...

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