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Hong Kong Free Press – Good evening, this is Yu Xieren reporting live to you from the streets of Hong Kong. A protest has just broken out between anti-China and pro-democracy factions, fighting for the future of the the city. Amidst police-civilian clashes, civilians shout “CHINA IS A GREAT BULLY” ...

Last weekend, multi-sport athlete Air Bud was indicted on public urination and drug charges at a nightclub in downtown Miami. Witnesses claimed they saw him pounding shots of tequila, rolling multiple fatties, and carrying white pills that Air Bud promised were “just doggy treats.” After being kicked out of the ...

Kanye West has never been afraid to push boundaries in the music industry. He pioneered “chipmunk soul” production on The College Dropout, paved the way for emotionally vulnerable rap on 808s and Heartbreak, and showed the world it was okay to be a narcissistic psychopath on My Beautiful Dark Twisted ...

Editor’s Note: One of Our Co-Presidents, really, really did not want this article published, for fear that it would ruin the “integrity” of our publication. But in a moment of triumph in this world of darkness, the voices of the powerless masses rose in a blissful chorus, and the staff ignited ...

I think those views are very problematic. For one thing, they have issues. For another thing, they contain all sorts of flaws. It is a logical fallacy to believe those views. Moreover, the person who has those views is extremely problematic. Their worldview is skewed. They are a problematic figure ...