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For years, students on the 40 have been exposed to the bi-weekly rituals of the Belegarth Medieval Combat Society, which meets on the Koenig lawn every Thursday and Saturday to act out elaborate fantasies. This live-action role playing, or “LARPing,” generally consists of students dressing up in costumes and smacking ...

Though he assured the public that it won’t affect the quality of his work, President Obama admitted on Tuesday that it has been about five years since he last masturbated, and that he can’t wait to get out of the White House so he can “finally settle down for a ...

For someone who performs more than 80 hours per week of unpaid labor for a company that can afford to give its executives seven-figure salaries, Charlie Thomas sure is proud of his office perks, according to his friends and Instagram followers. The rising senior, who is just finishing up a ...

Issue 12.1

After spending his freshman year at Arizona State University having sex nearly every day with stunningly beautiful co-eds, Sophomore Blake Peterson hopes that Washington University’s rigorous academic environment provides him a much-needed distraction.  According to fellow ASU students, Peterson was frequently seen spending late nights at popular bars and clubs, ...

The #Fightfor15 movement picks up steam with each passing day, receiving at least hundreds of retweets and gaining enough traction to even be featured on the front page of StudLife. But what is this push for a 15 dollar minimum wage really about? WUnderground investigators emailed the activist that first coined the hashtag, Benjamin DeLint, to find out more. “It all ...

University Officials have sought to explain this morning‘s emergency alert, which declared that “a potential threat to safety exists on the Danforth Campus,” by reminding students that nobody is safe, anywhere. “Think about it,” said Safety and Security Committee member Steve Hoffner. “I can go buy a machine gun. That ...

10. Most people fall into a life of crime because they had a poor education. Ask suspicious persons what Atticus Finch represents about the American spirit. 9. Never leave your room. 8. Try to avoid displays of wealth, like wearing ashy jewelry and attend- ing a school that costs more ...