Researchers at Johns Hopkins published results of a two-year study on Monday concluding that kids with fairy god parents are still “complete fucking dweebs.” The study, which highlights data collected from state-wide surveys, announced “the arbitrary reception of magical companions does not counteract defects in chill factor.” Those involved in ...
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It’s hard to avoid megastar Taylor Swift. With six full-length albums, ten Grammy awards, and millions of fans worldwide, there is no doubt that “T-Swift” is a household name. Whether you love her or hate her, you know who she is and what she does. But is there more to ...
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With the 2019 WUnger Games March Madness Tournament finally meeting an exciting conclusion, WUnderground is ready to review some of the highlights and storylines from this year’s postseason. Although 32 student groups entered the tournament-style fight to the death, only one emerged as the victor: Beekeeping Club Takes the Title. ...
Read More »Washington University Presents: WRIGHTONPALOOZA 2019
If you were excited to hear T-Pain is coming to WashU, we’ve got something better for you! This April, the advent of Mark Wrighton’s departure is reeling in musical guests from around the world. Here’s the OFFICIAL talent lineup. You won’t want to miss this!
Read More »Totally Cucked: St Louis Now Home to Only World’s Second Biggest Arch
This is a triumphant day: the U.S.A.’s “greatest” city, St. Louis, is now only home to the world’s second biggest arch. Because now those weak American jet-skiers can behold: Pyongyang, home to the world’s most titanic arch. As all the world can plainly see in the picture above, taken by ...
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