Volume 9

Freshman’s Sex Life Not Living Up to Expectations
14
Sep

Freshman’s Sex Life Not Living Up to Expectations

Six weeks into his college career, Freshman Matt Blake’s sex life has failed to live up to his expectations. Despite the popular media’s depiction of college as a time for wild parties and unrestrained sexual deviance, Blake says that his experience has been overwhelmingly disappointing. “Where are the tits?” a distraught Blake asked…
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Professional Wrestling Marred by Replacement Referees
14
Sep

Professional Wrestling Marred by Replacement Referees

The ongoing strike by International Wrestling Federation referees has forced the league to hire replacement officials, but some believe that the new officials are unprepared for the frantic pace of the sport. Many wrestlers have already come forward to complain about the referees. “These scabs are terrible!” said former World Champion Enrique Calzone.…
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