Volume 9

University Senior is the New Ugliest Thing on Campus Named “Eliot”

Washington University senior Eliot Traftson is now the ugliest thing named Eliot on campus, according to a new study funded by the Student Union. “Everybody loves to complain about how ugly Eliot is,” explained SU senator Jonathan Stevens. “So when we found out that Eliot Hall was going to be torn down, we…
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