Volume 19

Woof Woof, That’s the Sound of the Police

Only a month into their training, Brookie and Bear are in deep dog- shit for the questionable stop and frisk of beloved WashU icon – Socke the cat. During the search, Socke was caught with an eighth of catnip, leading to his controversial arrest. Doggy body cam footage reveals that ...

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Sumers Rec Center to Install New Exorcise Room

Last Thursday, campus administration unveiled plans to rehab the beloved Gary M. Sumers Recreation Center. Most notable of the $666 million project are designs to outfit the building with a new exorcise room, available to all students. “We’ve been feeling some bad juju on campus lately,” Sayta Nick-Rich Yuilles, a ...

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