Sumers Rec Center to Install New Exorcise Room

Sumers Rec Center to Install New Exorcise Room

Last Thursday, campus administration unveiled plans to rehab the beloved Gary M. Sumers Recreation Center. Most notable of the $666 million project are designs to outfit the building with a new exorcise room, available to all students. “We’ve been feeling some bad juju on campus lately,” Sayta Nick-Rich Yuilles, a Campus Life representative,…
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Crisis Averted: WashU Solves Diversity Problem With One Saliva Swab

Crisis Averted: WashU Solves Diversity Problem With One Saliva Swab

Anyone who attends our lovely university here in St. Louis is privy to its lack of diversity. The school is almost 50 percent White according to collegefactual.com, more than the amount of Black, Asian, or Hispanic students combined. Or, in other words, the school has 28 acapella groups. The website ranked WashU below…
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Inspiring: WashU Student Reflects on Internship “from Hell”

Inspiring: WashU Student Reflects on Internship “from Hell”

Recently, WUnderground sat down with a student who just returned from a semester doing an “internship from hell.” ‘S’, who asked to remain anonymous, had a lot to say about her time in the working world. S gained experience in a high- stress environment, interfacing directly with clients. “We really had to be…
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WashU to Move Seigle Hall Three Inches to the Left

WashU to Move Seigle Hall Three Inches to the Left

The revolution is finally upon us. Moving Forward. Transformation. Here and Next. These are all words to describe the trajectory WashU has been taking in the last few years. Seeing as the university is at the forefront of science, arts, and culture (by Midwestern standards), the administration of this great institution has its…
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Study finds Poll Everywhere Questions Not To Be Answered Everywhere

Study finds Poll Everywhere Questions Not To Be Answered Everywhere

Freshman Isaac Fisher was baffled when he received an email accusing him of an academic integrity violation after completing his Chem 111A clicker questions. “Everywhere. It’s literally in the name. Poll Everywhere. Since when is the first floor of Dardick not a place? Make it make sense,” says Isaac, who was doing his…
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