Volume 17

A Summary of Cow Vid ‘19

A Summary of Cow Vid ‘19

In ANTHRO 360: “Animals, Furries, and Guillermo del Toro”, we watched a very thought-provoking YouTube video about a group of cattle ranchers in Wakawuhwoh County, Wisconsin. After an outbreak of a fairly deadly cow disease, farmers had to work hard to make sure their cowmunities rarely intermingled. In Wakawuhwoh, farmers typically allowed cow…
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BREAKING: WashU Uses YOUR COVID Spit to Create Genetically Modified Clones

BREAKING: WashU Uses YOUR COVID Spit to Create Genetically Modified Clones

An investigation conducted by WashU’s Premier journalists has exposed where your gross food-particle-y spit goes post COVID test (we know you don’t actually abstain from unholy indulgences/extravagances like food and water for 30 minutes before the test, you ignorant fools). We never actually see where the vials of spit go post 0.5 mL…
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Harvard Medical School Application Question #4

Harvard Medical School Application Question #4

Supplement Question #4: How has an undergraduate volunteer, extracurricular, or research experience better prepared you for medical school?   During the Covid-19 crisis, I wondered, like many other people, what I could do to help bring an end to this pandemic. While some of my peers signed up for the Moderna’s human trials,…
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