CNN Stenographer Goes Rogue During Sessions Hearing

CNN Stenographer Goes Rogue During Sessions Hearing

Media analysts were baffled on Tuesday afternoon when scripts provided by CNN stenographer Dana Schumacher diverged from statements made by Attorney General Jeff Sessions in his much-anticipated appearance before the Senate Intelligence Committee. As Sessions answered questions from committee members on Russian electoral interference, a transcript broadcast live on CNN produced headlines in…
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Alex Jones Wears Formal Tin Foil to Interview with Megyn Kelly

Alex Jones Wears Formal Tin Foil to Interview with Megyn Kelly

Arriving in style to his primetime debut, Alex Jones entered the Sunday Night with Megyn Kelly studio dressed in a dapper tin foil double-lapel and slacks. “I bought this for inauguration day,” Jones declared proudly, noting that he couldn’t attend due to cellphones at the venue. The Reynolds Wrap suit was just one…
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First Year Center Selects Communist Manifesto For Summer Book Program

Surprising many, First Year Chancellor Harry Pollack announced this past Friday that “Manifesto of the Communist Party” by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels will be the subject for the annual freshmen summer book program. “Our goal for the freshmen summer book program is to expose students to new and potentially challenging ideas as…
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