Location: North Pole Feeling: A bit peeved off  Well, it’s official. Santa has gone woke. That’s right, he’s Jewish now. Just kidding. But it’s almost just as bad. Old Saint Nicholas must have asked his little serfs for a surfboard this year (we’re still busting nuts for his union busting) because he’s riding…

My Christmas List for Santa   Dear Santa,    I got an extensive list this year because I was super cool and nice to my little brother Brady who fucking stinks and smells like Lemonheads all the time. I even went and visited him at Tufts and met his girlfriend Mariah Carey. She…