334 Posts
28
Sep

Unpaid Intern Excited to Show off Office Perks

For someone who performs more than 80 hours per week of unpaid labor for a company that can afford to give its executives seven-figure salaries, Charlie Thomas sure is proud of his office perks, according to his friends and Instagram followers. The rising senior, who is just finishing up a summer internship with…
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Joe Biden Considering Going On A Run
09
Sep

Joe Biden Considering Going On A Run

Sources close to Joe Biden tell WUnderground that the Vice President is considering going on a run after examining the existing landscape.  Initially thought to be satisfied with the White House elliptical machine, Biden is turning heads in the establishment with this unexpected news.  This would be Biden’s third run, his most recent…
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Sophomore Transfer Hopes Rigorous Academic Environment Provides Distraction from Sex
09
Sep

Sophomore Transfer Hopes Rigorous Academic Environment Provides Distraction from Sex

After spending his freshman year at Arizona State University having sex nearly every day with stunningly beautiful co-eds, Sophomore Blake Peterson hopes that Washington University’s rigorous academic environment provides him a much-needed distraction.  According to fellow ASU students, Peterson was frequently seen spending late nights at popular bars and clubs, leaving with different…
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#Fightfor15 Protestors Actually Just Like Those Automated Ordering Stations at Bread Co
30
Apr

#Fightfor15 Protestors Actually Just Like Those Automated Ordering Stations at Bread Co

The #Fightfor15 movement picks up steam with each passing day, receiving at least hundreds of retweets and gaining enough traction to even be featured on the front page of StudLife. But what is this push for a 15 dollar minimum wage really about? WUnderground investigators emailed the activist that first coined the hashtag, Benjamin DeLint, to find out more. “It all started in January when…
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Teens use apps to keep secrets?
24
Mar

Teens use apps to keep secrets?

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