334 Posts
03
Dec

It’s Not Easy Being a WashU Hunk

December brings a lot of things— gifts, finals, and of course, cuffing season. With the cold seems to come the contagious desire for a boyfriend—and hey, we get it! Who doesn’t want someone to hold hands with in Whispers or hard launch on your Instagram story, earning you a whopping 32 shares? But…
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03
Dec

Reader’s Guide to Workshop Day

The fateful day has finally arrived. You’re a STEM major who hasn’t had to submit a coherent sentence for a grade since College Writing: Technology & Selfhood (the latter being much harder to understand than the former). And yet now you’re here, a senior in your final semesters of college, scraping together your…
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03
Dec

Inside the Ziggurat: WUndercover at Scientology

Authors note: I actually did go. And missed a WUnderground meeting because it took 3 hours :( Names and identifying details have been fictionalized, but this article is about 74% true. Have you ever been joyriding on the shuttle, dreamily gazing out the window, and noticed something strange at the roundabout on the…
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New Summer Reading Announced
15
Oct

New Summer Reading Announced

Our administrative sources are reporting that the class of 2026’s summer reading program will be Vatsyayana’s Kama Sutra. An ostensibly controversial choice, the decision aligns with WashU’s commitment to teach people things they will never get the opportunity to use. Many students expressed eagerness to learn more about sensuality, tragically unaware that it…
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