Sorority Rush is right around the corner, so you need to follow these essential tips if you want to get a bid! 1. Start prepping for when you accept your bid -- get that liver to work! An essential part of the new member process includes forced drinking, so make sure to get a good…

We were too lazy to come up with another new article for this issue, so here’s some of our best work from the last few millennia of WUnderground.   June 3rd, 1453 - Study abroad in Constantinople canceled after city sieged “Our big concern is that credits earned under the Ottoman curriculum may…

Dear Chancellor Wrighton,   On behalf of everyone here at WUnderground, we would like to apologize. We’ve been harsh to you over the years, unfairly so, and it’s time to right our wrongs. Though WUnderground is Wash U’s premier [only] satirical newspaper, there is a line when it comes to poking fun at…