Volume 18 – Page 3 – WUnderground

University Community Reacts with Mixed Feelings to Need-Blind Admissions Policy

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Jan

University Community Reacts with Mixed Feelings to Need-Blind Admissions Policy

On Oct. 4, Washington University announced that it is adopting a need-blind admissions policy starting this application cycle. Many thought that the University’s unprecedented $5.7 billion endowment pool gains are what triggered the policy adoption. However, Chancellor Andrew Martin, in an interview, explained that this was not the case. “We have always had…

05

Jan

Top 10 Artists For WILD

1. Samuel L. Jackson reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar 2.Whoever the fuck “Surfaces” is 3. All 3 Spider-Men 4. Live feeding of SU funds to an alligator 5. Only the dead Beatles 6. Ken Bone 7. The Aristocats 8. WUPD Mental Health Attack Squad 9. Chancellor Martin’s Spotify Wrapped 10. The Omicron Variant

05

Jan

In Defense of Wingdings

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Oct

Top 10 Sharks

Great white Okay white Left shark The one from Shark Tales my dad thinks is gay Me when the kids at the local pool ask me to be the shark in their sharks and minnows game The one that raced Michael Phelps (and won!) Mark Cuban The one whose teeth are now trinkets…

We Sent the Boss Baby to the Maternity Ward to Train the Newbies

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Oct

We Sent the Boss Baby to the Maternity Ward to Train the Newbies

According to the CDC, nearly 4 million babies are born every year in the U.S. That’s nearly three times the size of the U.S. military. However, this high birth rate means little to nothing considering how weak, dumb, and wrinkly the vast majority of babies are. But what if we had a way…