Issue 15.10

The WUnderground staff wants to pitch some of its ideas to Shark Tank. Here are our "best" concepts: Maternity Test Garlic Flavored Gum Braille Podcast Can-opener Flip-flop Almond Breast Pump A Kid You Pay to Fight Kids You Hate but are Too Young for You to Fight

Dear Reader, As all of WashU knows, at the end of this semester, we must all say goodbye to one of the most important figures on campus. Although he is often embroiled in controversy, the student body cannot help but feel a collective endearment towards him. As he prepares to retire from his…