Issue 14.6

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Apr

Student Went Home For Spring Break Because He Wanted To, Definitely Not Because His Friends Ditched Him

Freshman Chase Carter spent spring break at his parents’ house in Greenwich, Connecticut, despite allegedly receiving “multiple” invitations from “friends” to join them in exotic locales such as Cancun, Mexico, and Branson, Missouri. He claims that he wanted to relax and hang out with his friends from high school, whom he referred to…

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03

Apr

Westworld Spinoff Midwestworld Receives Mixed Reviews

Viewers and critics alike had long awaited the premiere of HBO’s Westworld spinoff. Last Tuesday, after nearly a year of speculation, HBO released the pilot to wildly varying reviews. “Midwestworld is boring, racist, and remarkably accurate,” observed Twitter user @mattsimmons, who told reporters he grew up in a Michigan suburb, but moved to…

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03

Apr

WashU Recognizes City-County Line, Rebrands as “Washington University Near St. Louis”

After myriad student complaints and protests, Washington University in St. Louis will officially be changing its name to “Washington University Near St. Louis” by the fall 2018 semester. This comes as a big win to students, especially those native to the city of Chicago who played an integral role in making the change…

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03

Apr

DNC Hacker: “wustl-2.0” Was Too Spotty to Hack

The hacker responsible for the leaking of private Democratic National Committee emails during the 2016 election, known online as “Guccifer 2.0,” was in the news again this week when it surfaced that they had been working on behalf of the Russian state. In a series of emails exchanged with WUnderground, Guccifer 2.0 disclosed…

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03

Apr

Reviews

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