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Student Life Files Lost & Found Report for Second Half of Website Title
28
Mar

Student Life Files Lost & Found Report for Second Half of Website Title

On Tuesday, Student Life, WashU’s independent, student-run “newspaper,” filed a lost & found report with WUPD after misplacing the second half of its website title. As the top search result for “studlife” is a page entitled “StudLife’s” (shown above), WUnderground staff initially assumed that this was one of the publication’s signature typos and…
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Fraternity Gives Free Alcohol to Students in Need
28
Mar

Fraternity Gives Free Alcohol to Students in Need

Most of members of Sigma Chi joined for one thing and one thing only: philanthropy. The brothers want to make the world a better place through their good deeds. “It’s like I’ve always said,” explained Carson McDaniels, a current pledge of the fraternity, “it’s more about what you give than what you receive,…
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Daniel Day-Lewis Reveals Not a Talented Actor, Only Method Acting as One
28
Mar

Daniel Day-Lewis Reveals Not a Talented Actor, Only Method Acting as One

The conversation about this Sunday’s Academy Awards ceremony was flooded with drama this week when Best Actor nominee Daniel Day-Lewis revealed that he never was a talented actor at all, but has rather been method-acting as one. Known for his intense commitment to roles, the Lincoln star will often live as a character…
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Student Eco-Terrorist Group Leaving Unflushed Pee All Over Campus
28
Mar

Student Eco-Terrorist Group Leaving Unflushed Pee All Over Campus

A radical fringe group widely believed to be backed by the Office of Sustainability has unleashed its most brutal campaign to date, leaving urine unflushed in men’s, women’s, and gender-neutral bathrooms all over campus. The practice, referred to as “Yellow Urinalism,” has been jointly condemned by the Student Health Services and the Office…
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Joe Biden Endorses “Armed Teachers” Proposal
28
Mar

Joe Biden Endorses “Armed Teachers” Proposal

In response to the recent Parkland shooting, President Trump last week proposed a new strategy of arming teachers. His statement, unsurprisingly, has been met with much controversy, but smatterings of support have come from some surprising places. In order to gather a diversity of opinions on the matter, the WUnderground staff interviewed a…
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