Issue 12.6

Ursas Fireside Poker night cancelled for 2016 presidential debates

Ursas Fireside Poker night cancelled for 2016 presidential debates

In a move that has already drawn criticism from the student body, SU has decided to cancel next fall’s Ursa’s Fireside Poker Night in due to conflicts with the upcoming presidential debate. The event, lauded as the highlight of approximately twelve freshmen’s semesters this year, is unfortunately at the mercy of increased allocation…
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New Philanthropy Event “Relay for Your Life” Raises Concerns

New Philanthropy Event “Relay for Your Life” Raises Concerns

Relay for Your Life, a new philanthropy event planned for the upcoming school year, has been riddled with concerns since its inception. Through Relay for Your Life bears many similarities to the already-existing Relay for Life, the new event differs in that those participants who walk the shortest distance must literally forfeit their…
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Nation’s Annoying Dads Can’t Wait for Borat Jokes to Be Cool Again

Nation’s Annoying Dads Can’t Wait for Borat Jokes to Be Cool Again

Saying that it would “make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan,” dads across the nation expressed hope that quoting Sacha Baron Cohen’s 2006 film Borat would soon be cool again. The film, which traces the journey of Kazakh reporter Borat Sagdiyev on his quest to kidnap 90s TV star Pamela Anderson, has enjoyed a…
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Reviews of Reviews of Kanye West’s The Life of Pablo

Reviews of Reviews of Kanye West’s The Life of Pablo

Pitchfork - 8.3./10 Best New Review - Penned after just three full listens of the album, Pitchfork’s Jason Greene dispenses an engrossing chronicle of West’s musical bildungsroman. His varying sentence construction and periodic employment of italics demonstrate his commitment to his modus operandi. The one inhibiting quality of Greene’s assessment appears to be…
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