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ST. LOUIS, MO—Last month, the WashU community and surrounding area celebrated the long- anticipated opening of an Art Show at the Art Museum. The exhibition, which opened to the public on September 27th, features a variety of art including Big Art, Small Art, Art That is Also a Video, and ...

ATLANTA, GA—Scientists at the Center for Disease Control have found startling research on the Fila Disruptors, the Thot Shoe that has seen increased popularity following Hot Girl Summer. Lead scientist Dr. Whet Faartz has discovered that wearing these specific Fila shoes leads to increased levels of aggression and violence. The ...

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Regina George… how do I even begin to describe Regina George? Regina George is flawless I heard she does car commercials in Kazakhstan One time she stole liquor out of her dad’s butler pantry and pawned it for 800 cases of Chef Boyardee. During gym class, she doesn’t just get ...

The newly inaugurated Chancellor Andrew D. Martin believes WashU can play a part in combating global warming. “These rising temperatures threaten our way of life,” he said at a congratulatory dinner in which he announced his new Solar Energy Plan, “and we need to do something.” Martin continued to prophesy ...