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Volume 11 Issue 4

January 27

Visitors: So Many

Junior Only Smokes 15 Times Over Winter Break

...students look forward to Winter Break to relax, see friends and family, and, of course, smoke lots of weed...

Wash U Raises Tuition to Combat Rampant Levels of Stuck-Up Students

According to a recently published article in the New York Times, Wash U is the most all around stuck-up college in America, narrowly beating out Dartmouth...

Junior Can't Find a Way to Not Sound Pretentious When Talking About Spiritual Journey to India

Junior Anna Blaskovich has been faced with the tough problem of relating to all of her friends just how life-changing her study abroad program in Mumbai truly was...

Student Belatedly Decides to Give back this Holiday Season, Gives Rosetta Stone to Housekeeper

After seeing so much kindness and hope around her at home she wanted to do something herself to give back, so Harold decided to gift Rosetta Stone's English I computer program to her South 40 House housekeeper...

Graduating Senior Reconsidering Moving in with Her Long-Term Boyfriend, Netflix

Although she still enjoys spending time with Netflix, issues with their relationship have lead Dunn to believe maybe it's better to move on rather than move in...

Area Student's Welcome Back Hug Not Quite as Enthusiastic as Classmate's

Upon returning to school, local student Mike Keen was excitedly greeted by his friends, but not to the same degree as classmate...

Oscar Nomination Snubs Raise Serious Questions

The apparent sweeping bias across all categories have landed the Academy in hot water. Now everyone is asking the same questions...

Point/ Counterpoint: Sucking Dick

I don't get it. How can someone be bad at sucking dick?...