Issue 9.1

Incoming freshman Michael Rosenblatt may not be attending Stanford University this fall, but that does not mean his grandparents aren’t still “very proud of him.” Rosenblatt is not alone, as a record 55% of this year’s incoming freshmen class was rejected by the California university. While rejection is always a ...

Point: My Internship Last Summer Was a Major Step in My Professional Development by Grant Kaufman, Senior, tool My corporate internship last summer was definitely a major step in my professional development. From day one I was involved in multiple high value projects—it’s clear that everyone at the company really valued ...

Washington University senior Eliot Traftson is now the ugliest thing named Eliot on campus, according to a new study funded by the Student Union. “Everybody loves to complain about how ugly Eliot is,” explained SU senator Jonathan Stevens. “So when we found out that Eliot Hall was going to be ...

The publisher of the best-selling “Fifty Shades of Grey” series has announced plans to release a new book titled “Fifty Shades of Sasha Grey.” The move comes as an attempt to better target the male demographic, a spokesperson from Vintage Books confirmed, for the 2011 novel made quite a splash ...