Issue 9.1

Class of 2016 Brings Record Number of Stanford Rejects

Class of 2016 Brings Record Number of Stanford Rejects

Incoming freshman Michael Rosenblatt may not be attending Stanford University this fall, but that does not mean his grandparents aren’t still “very proud of him.” Rosenblatt is not alone, as a record 55% of this year’s incoming freshmen class was rejected by the California university. While rejection is always a bitter pill to…
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Point/CounterPoint: Internship

Point: My Internship Last Summer Was a Major Step in My Professional Development by Grant Kaufman, Senior, tool My corporate internship last summer was definitely a major step in my professional development. From day one I was involved in multiple high value projects—it’s clear that everyone at the company really valued my opinion. Sure,…
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University Senior is the New Ugliest Thing on Campus Named “Eliot”

Washington University senior Eliot Traftson is now the ugliest thing named Eliot on campus, according to a new study funded by the Student Union. “Everybody loves to complain about how ugly Eliot is,” explained SU senator Jonathan Stevens. “So when we found out that Eliot Hall was going to be torn down, we…
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