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BREAKING: Pyramid Promotions Exposed as a Front for the Illuminati
05
Jan

BREAKING: Pyramid Promotions Exposed as a Front for the Illuminati

Before this information gets redacted by the higher authorities, WUnderground must report on a breaking discovery: Pyramid Promotions is scheming with the illuminati. Yes, this vague company that students blindly throw cash at is tied with the biggest WashU conspiracy to date. No one actually knows where the money that Pyramid collects each…
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05
Jan

WashU College Republicans Invade Afghanistan

This morning, the WashU College Republicans announced that they are commencing a full-out invasion of the State of Afghanistan. This news comes after the US recently pulled all troops out of Kabul in August, and after failing to do so in July, and after failing to do so in June, and after failing…
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WashU’s Depression Olympics
05
Jan

WashU’s Depression Olympics

As the weather begins to dip into a chilly Midwestern 45, seasonal depression is starting to consume WashU’s exhausted student body. In the long lines of Cherry Tree, students can be seen sipping watered down coffee murk in between “eye rests.” One student can be seen on the brink of starvation after spending…
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Op-Ed: I Interned in NYC This Summer. Let Me Tell You About It
05
Jan

Op-Ed: I Interned in NYC This Summer. Let Me Tell You About It

Sorry, not to interrupt whatever you were saying. I’m sure it was really interesting. But I interned in New York this summer. Let me tell you about it.  It was great and I learned a lot about myself and living in the world...actually, it was super depressing. I took pictures on the Brooklyn…
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University Community Reacts with Mixed Feelings to Need-Blind Admissions Policy
05
Jan

University Community Reacts with Mixed Feelings to Need-Blind Admissions Policy

On Oct. 4, Washington University announced that it is adopting a need-blind admissions policy starting this application cycle. Many thought that the University’s unprecedented $5.7 billion endowment pool gains are what triggered the policy adoption. However, Chancellor Andrew Martin, in an interview, explained that this was not the case. “We have always had…
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