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Volume 15.2

Austin Sweeney “Horrified” at Terrible Alcohol Policy He Wrote When Blackout Drunk

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CLAYTON, MO – Scrolling through his texts from the previous night with a mounting sense of dread, Assistant Director of Greek Life Austin Sweeney was forced to confront the fact that he had made a terrible mistake; last night’s bender had resulted in ugly and potentially long-lasting consequences. “This new ...

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Articles in this Issue

  • Op-Ed: We Should Let Biden Take Bribes
  • Op-Ed: Wikipedia, Stop Nagging Me
  • Opening of Starbucks in McKelvey Hall to Provide Valuable Internship Opportunities for Political Science Majors
  • Breaking News: _____ dies!
  • Tinder Adds “Actively Infected” Feature
  • Andrew D Martin: An Inside View on the Man
  • BREAKING: Pyramid Promotions Exposed as a Front for the Illuminati