Issue 15.10

Ad Council Debuts Reverse Psychology Anti-Smoking Campaign
06
Jun

Ad Council Debuts Reverse Psychology Anti-Smoking Campaign

In an innovative marketing move, the Ad Council debuted a series of PSA’s last week using reverse psychology to fight teen smoking. The campaign, titled “Smoke You Pussy,” hopes to incite anti-authority reactions in the nation’s rebellious teens. Ads featured will contain images of teens portrayed as popular, attractive, and successful experimenting with…
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Sesame Street Foreclosures Escalate Neighborhood Tensions
06
Jun

Sesame Street Foreclosures Escalate Neighborhood Tensions

Hostilities reached a tipping point on Sesame Street last Thursday when yet another forced eviction drew police presence to the neighborhood. Tenant and local barber Theodore PoodleDoodle refused to vacate his property upon arrival of foreclosure agents, enlisting help from neighbors to incite a riot. Witnesses describe a standoff between PoodleDoodle and members…
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LEAKED: Student Union Fall Game Day Calendar 2019
06
Jun

LEAKED: Student Union Fall Game Day Calendar 2019

Building off the success of their Football and Baseball Game Day tailgates, members of Student Union have decided to expand the Game Day program to other, more niche, campus events. Who knew all you needed was alcohol, free food, and the tacit endorsement of Greek Life to host a successful WashU tailgate! WUnderground…
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Op-Ed: I’d fuck the Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea® bear
06
Jun

Op-Ed: I’d fuck the Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea® bear

I think we can agree that after a long day, nothing beats the calming, relaxing taste of Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea®. However, over the years, I couldn’t help but notice that someone has gone underappreciated, undervalued: the Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea® bear. Given the chance, I would make him feel seen and heard.…
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A Brief History of WUnderground
06
Jun

A Brief History of WUnderground

The earliest known remains of WUnderground members were discovered in the 1920s by a team of French archeologists in north western Anatolia, buried in a paleolithic gravesite alongside a community of early modern humans. This gravesite is usually connected to the impressive nearby cave paintings portraying traveling bison. A handful of those paintings,…
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