Issue 12.5

Professor Considers Dropping Class

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Discussing her spring schedule over lunch in the faculty lounge, Professor Leslie Jenkins told her friends that she was considering dropping the course she’s teaching, “Environmental Culture and Social Principles in the 21st Century.” “I dunno, I just have a really busy schedule this semester is all,” said Jenkins, who ...

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SHS Doctor’s Medical Degree found to be false positive

Dr. Spaceman, one of SHS’ most successful former employees

According to sources within the Habif Health & Wellness Center, an SHS doctor’s medical degree was recently found to have been a false-positive. Apparently, Dr. Sonia Wellston’s doctorate was not in medicine, and her being hired was due to an administrator misreading of her resume due to extreme fatigue, nausea, ...

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