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Scaramucci Confident Wife is Actually Reince Preibus
29
Jul

Scaramucci Confident Wife is Actually Reince Preibus

Extended family members of Anthony Scaramucci cited a growing concern on Friday over the New York businessman's latest obsession: claiming that spouse, Deidre Scaramucci, is in fact his political rival Reince Preibus. "You would think he’d cut the bullshit after I got him canned but no! Now he's in my house!” Scaramucci shouted…
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New White House Intern Looks Suspiciously Like Robert Mueller
24
Jun

New White House Intern Looks Suspiciously Like Robert Mueller

According to local reports, White House staffers voiced concerns on Tuesday regarding a controversial addition to the West Wing: a secretarial intern who bears a striking resemblance to Special Council Robert Mueller. The intern, seventy-two-year old Mobert Bueller, undoubtedly shares many of the investigator’s physical traits; from his trademark crow’s feet to sunken…
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CNN Stenographer Goes Rogue During Sessions Hearing
16
Jun

CNN Stenographer Goes Rogue During Sessions Hearing

Media analysts were baffled on Tuesday afternoon when scripts provided by CNN stenographer Dana Schumacher diverged from statements made by Attorney General Jeff Sessions in his much-anticipated appearance before the Senate Intelligence Committee. As Sessions answered questions from committee members on Russian electoral interference, a transcript broadcast live on CNN produced headlines in…
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Alex Jones Wears Formal Tin Foil to Interview with Megyn Kelly
16
Jun

Alex Jones Wears Formal Tin Foil to Interview with Megyn Kelly

Arriving in style to his primetime debut, Alex Jones entered the Sunday Night with Megyn Kelly studio dressed in a dapper tin foil double-lapel and slacks. “I bought this for inauguration day,” Jones declared proudly, noting that he couldn’t attend due to cellphones at the venue. The Reynolds Wrap suit was just one…
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