Well, if it isn’t the belle of the ball. In a stunning display of injustice, Mom and Dad–I mean someone else’s mom and dad–have lowered their standards for praise. Now, and here is the kicker, they haven’t lowered their standards for me, just my– I mean someone else’s–little brother. What’s ...
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Instagram – if they have any pictures from rooftop bars in Manhattan, they’re loaded and just smoking to look cool; slide in those DMs. Management 101 – Keep an eye out for any Armani suits. Actually, you can just keep an ear out. They will bring it up. Wallace Garage ...
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Craving a good read this spring break? WashU’s premier literary society has you covered! Check out these killer page-turners! 1. “Miranda rights!” -Miranda Cosgrove Ever since brother Chad Bradson got locked up, this has been required reading for every member of the society. 2. Becoming by Michelle Obama Phi Delta brother ...
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Stuck in St. Louis because your parents wouldn’t pay for a week-long getaway to Cabo? No worries! Neither would ours! Here are some of our favorite last minute spring break plans: 1. Your Dad’s Yacht He told you that you can use it as long as you stay off pills, ...
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Citing years of research and reportorial studies, Student Life announced a medical breakthrough late Monday: the successful synthesis of cancer cells into a series of op-eds. The op-eds, which discuss resolving polarization by feeding polarization, marked a pivotal moment in the reduction of tumor cells to written text. “It took ...
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