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Little Asshole Thinks He’s Something Special
15
Feb

Little Asshole Thinks He’s Something Special

Well, if it isn’t the belle of the ball.  In a stunning display of injustice, Mom and Dad–I mean someone else’s mom and dad–have lowered their standards for praise. Now, and here is the kicker, they haven’t lowered their standards for me, just my– I mean someone else’s–little brother. What’s that thing called…
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Phi Delta Theta Literary Society’s Spring Break Reading List
17
Apr

Phi Delta Theta Literary Society’s Spring Break Reading List

Craving a good read this spring break? WashU's premier literary society has you covered! Check out these killer page-turners! 1. "Miranda rights!" -Miranda Cosgrove Ever since brother Chad Bradson got locked up, this has been required reading for every member of the society. 2. Becoming by Michelle Obama Phi Delta brother Brad Chadson admits,…
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WUnderground’s Official Guide to Spring Break 2019
17
Apr

WUnderground’s Official Guide to Spring Break 2019

Stuck in St. Louis because your parents wouldn't pay for a week-long getaway to Cabo? No worries! Neither would ours! Here are some of our favorite last minute spring break plans: 1. Your Dad's Yacht He told you that you can use it as long as you stay off pills, and as far…
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StudLife Makes Medical Breakthrough, Publishes Actual Cancer as Written Text
11
Feb

StudLife Makes Medical Breakthrough, Publishes Actual Cancer as Written Text

Citing years of research and reportorial studies, Student Life announced a medical breakthrough late Monday: the successful synthesis of cancer cells into a series of op-eds. The op-eds, which discuss resolving polarization by feeding polarization, marked a pivotal moment in the reduction of tumor cells to written text. “It took nearly a decade…
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