Issue 16.3

WashU Criticized for Gentrification of Culturally Vibrant Hole

WashU Criticized for Gentrification of Culturally Vibrant Hole

WashU has recently come under fire for gentrifying the “East End,” a culturally vibrant hole with a storied history of being big.  Many residents of the hole have been priced out of the neighborhood and forced to relocate. Critics are castigating WashU for displacing hundreds of dirt particles, part-time construction workers, and big…
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Art Show is Happening!

Art Show is Happening!

ST. LOUIS, MO—Last month, the WashU community and surrounding area celebrated the long- anticipated opening of an Art Show at the Art Museum. The exhibition, which opened to the public on September 27th, features a variety of art including Big Art, Small Art, Art That is Also a Video, and also lots of…
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Fila Thot Stompers

Fila Thot Stompers

ATLANTA, GA—Scientists at the Center for Disease Control have found startling research on the Fila Disruptors, the Thot Shoe that has seen increased popularity following Hot Girl Summer. Lead scientist Dr. Whet Faartz has discovered that wearing these specific Fila shoes leads to increased levels of aggression and violence. The shoe is known…
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So, You’re Reading WUnderground…

So, You’re Reading WUnderground…

And you’re enjoying it! This is funny, right? You appreciate our clever jokes and quirky social commentary. Our scathing and finely honed humor just hits a bit differently than that elementary bullshit your suitemates enjoy. It’s elegant and polished, like a fine red wine. And you definitely drink red wine. Wafting in the…
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Profile of Regina George

Profile of Regina George

Regina George... how do I even begin to describe Regina George? Regina George is flawless I heard she does car commercials in Kazakhstan One time she stole liquor out of her dad’s butler pantry and pawned it for 800 cases of Chef Boyardee. During gym class, she doesn’t just get picked first. She…
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