Issue 16.2

Community Living Standards Erased From Common Room Whiteboard

Community Living Standards Erased From Common Room Whiteboard

8 AM. Wednesday. A crowd of freshmen stand in the Rutledge common room, staring at the expo residue on their whiteboard where the Community Living Standards had once been. Scared. Confused. Perhaps, I sense, almost excited? Would we be able to live together in peace and harmony without law, but with love? 9…
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We Killed the Easter Bunny, Here’s How

We Killed the Easter Bunny, Here’s How

This fucker wasn’t easy.   When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade.  When life hands you fifty pounds of fireworks, 320 carrots and more chocolate than Augustus Gloop could handle, you do the only sensible thing and kill that hopping rabbit motherfucker.  About all these supplies - let’s just say WUnderground spent a…
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