EST Warns Supply of Kissies May Not be Enough to Combat South 40 Boo-Boo Outbreak
Noting a disturbing rise in the number of boo-boo diagnoses made by SHS this month, EST officials warned that the group may not have a large enough supply of kissies to treat the growing outbreak among students. While September is known as peak season for ouchies and oopsies as new freshmen adjust to…