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Can We Guess Which Frat Cut You?

No bid? No sweat, WUnderground has got you covered. We can tell you exactly where and why you got cut this rush season.

2019-02-21
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  • Ask WUnderground: Advice Column
  • A Sprinkle of Hate this Holiday Season
  • A Holiday Mystery as White as Our Alumni
  • SeAsOnS GreEtInGs from the WashU Republicans
  • My Christmas List For Santa
  • Renaming my Party after the Libs Stole Christmas