Homeless Man's Net Worth Plummets After Purchasing a Burrito

Volume 9, Issue 2

September 2012- Area man Theodore Green's net worth took a dive yesterday after he spent $6.50, a majority of his year's earnings, on a Chipotle Burrito.

"The tasty rice, beans, and guac were even better than I remember them being last year," Green said. "I look forward to eating again in the future."